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Whore of Babylon

Yeah, they call me the "Whore of Babylon" but that's what strong women like myself are always called. My real name is Jan and I'm a minister of he Lord. You can find me at any hour on the Trinity Broadcast Network.

Satanists hate me because I'm beautiful. They know that the good Lord blessed me with skillful plastic surgeons and makeup artists.

Bob--they call him the antichrist, but I think he's a very handsome, muscular, studmuffin, sweetie--told me I had to put something useful on this page, so I'm going to give you the secret recipe for my foundation. Good makeup is hard to find. I make my own in my octuple-wide trailer.

The first step in becoming beautiful is plastic surgery. After that, comes makeup. Here's my secret recipe for the foundation I use.

Take 56 lbs. of pure coarse sand, 42 lbs. of pure fine sand; mix them together, and moisten them thoroughly with lime-water.

Add 14 lbs. of pure freshburnt lime to the wetted sand, and while beating it up together add, in successive portions, 14 lbs. of bone-ash.

The quicker and more perfectly these materials are beaten together, and the sooner they are used, the better will be the foundation.

Sometimes, depending on your pores, you might want to just use fine sand or just use corse sand. When doing so remember that you need to add more lime to finer sand.